Hateful strategies

It should be happened to everybody. Someone drags you to a party where you meet people you do not want to meet. The problem is: they don’t think the same, they talk alot, they try to involve you in hard starving chats. How can you escape this?

Easy: put “eventually” everywhere. You eventually play golf, you eventually could organize bridge contests next week, you eventually want more beer. Better if you use this strategy in a context in which you are expected to proudly remark your well known point of view. Examples: you eventually disagree with Adolf Hitler, you eventually appreciate the slavery abolition, the women liberation movements, the death penalty.