Enpowering your adverbial attitude

One of the main feature you have to acquire to become a real eventualist is adverbiality.

Adverbiality is the attitude of using adverbs instead of adjectives and/or nouns.

One examples: on social networks you have to fill forms in which you give/invent your identity.

Adverbiality is giving answers like these:

Name: Abdsolutely
Religion: Atheistically
Gender: Sometimes
Political views: Extremely

Hey, I don’t know you! Could you be more precise, please?

The eventualist artist is one person who eventually passes by eventualist dooms having more or less a vague knowledge about what is supposed to be acted there. Eventually, was he who put one or more of those apparently insensitive items in the loft. This person is one of those people who maybe at least once had some organizational meetings with one or more eventualist artists.

Eventualists, actually, stand around without any visible intention. Eventually they not even look in some particular way. Before they eventually start to act eventualistically there is no way to find exterior differences among them and visitors of an eventualist doom. Even during an eventualist act, these visitors couldn’t recognize them as eventualist artists. Even more the visitors couln’t recognize that act as an eventualist one.

Hateful strategies

It should be happened to everybody. Someone drags you to a party where you meet people you do not want to meet. The problem is: they don’t think the same, they talk alot, they try to involve you in hard starving chats. How can you escape this?

Easy: put “eventually” everywhere. You eventually play golf, you eventually could organize bridge contests next week, you eventually want more beer. Better if you use this strategy in a context in which you are expected to proudly remark your well known point of view. Examples: you eventually disagree with Adolf Hitler, you eventually appreciate the slavery abolition, the women liberation movements, the death penalty.