One of the main feature you have to acquire to become a real eventualist is adverbiality.
Adverbiality is the attitude of using adverbs instead of adjectives and/or nouns.
One examples: on social networks you have to fill forms in which you give/invent your identity.
Adverbiality is giving answers like these:
Name: Abdsolutely
Religion: Atheistically
Gender: Sometimes
Political views: Extremely
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